Est. 2026 All Satire · All Warmth
An Independent Sports Satire Publisher
"We Put The Parity In Parody."

32NFL Teams
30MLB Teams
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32NHL Teams
0Mean Articles
About This Publication

Landolfi Media LLC is the umbrella company behind the world's first and only Babylon Bee-style satirical fake news network covering all 32 NFL teams (with baseball, basketball, and hockey coming soon!)

You know your team's history cold. You're passionate, obsessive, and secure enough to laugh at your own franchise's disasters. You want something fresh and genuinely funny that ESPN and the beat writers will never give you.

It was founded by Larry Landolfi, a Los Angeles Rams fan since 1967 — nearly sixty years of it, which is either impressive or a diagnosis, depending on who you ask. He decided nearly six decades of devotion had to be good for something. This is that something. It is not a good something, but it is something.

The concept is simple. Every franchise gets its own publication. Every publication covers its team the way the AP wire service would cover it — if the AP wire service had completely lost its mind. Deadpan. Straight-faced. And completely G-rated. Total absurdity delivered with complete journalistic seriousness. The joke is never the person. The joke is always the situation.

You're the fan who's been waiting for this your whole life without knowing it ever existed.

Welcome to Landolfi Media, where every team is ribbed equally.

We Put The Parity In Parody.

"We report the absurd with the gravity of the Associated Press." — Editorial Mission Statement, Paragraph One
"Zero mean articles. This is not a typo."
— Annual Report, Page 1
Deadpan
We report the absurd with the gravity of the Associated Press. The joke is in the commitment to the bit, not in the winking at the audience.
Warm
We do not mock fans. We do not punch down. Every publication is written by someone who understands what it means to care about a team that has never won anything.
Parity
Every team gets the same quality of satire. The Browns deserve the same craft as the Patriots. The Jaguars deserve the same craft as the Chiefs. That is the whole point.
G-Rated
No profanity. No off-field scandals. No cruelty. Football only. Always warm. The kind of satire you can read with your kids without having to explain anything.
Currently Publishing — NFL
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NFL
32 teams · 32 publications live
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MLB
30 teams · Publications forthcoming
Soon
NBA
30 teams · Publications forthcoming
Soon
NHL
32 teams · Publications forthcoming
Soon
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